my family doesn’t know im gay so these are my likes on FB
- 100 eggs
- EAT THE FUCKIN//./. G SANDAL YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHI
- expand mind 1OO%
- ?????? vegetables
the instructions were not clear enough i got my dick caught in the ceiling fan
Did these instructions come from Ikea
- House phone: *rings*
- Me: nah
waiting for the tumblr video player to load
OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL
NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS
NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING
JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES
me when a fight breaks out at school
shout out to seventeen for writing this
A lot of schools are banning leggings and yogas recently.. not just one. It’s really messed up.
My school banned leggings, tank tops, shorts above fingertips, and holes above the knee in jeans. But guys can wear what they want. How is that in any way fair?
I can see a guy’s boxers above his loosely fitting jeans and watch him scratch his balls all the time but I can’t be comfy as hell.
when a mutual suddenly changes their url
my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear [insert URL here],
Dude this sounds fun