arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

bazukathatraluca:

a question i ask myself regularly

(Source: ernoticon)

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: ghostmander)

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source: shopjeen)


milkaholics:

me introducing myself


(Source: therealfangirl)

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

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(Source: taco-bell-rey)

flatsound:

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

(Source: yungterra)

sailorleo:

i hope the word “sadstuck” outlives people actually remembering or caring about homestuck so eventually nobody will know why its called that

(Source: skellyleo)

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.
Rodney Dangerfield (via feellng)

etunim:

kisskeh:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
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OCTOBER IS TODAY

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neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

ernbarassing:

*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*

(Source: ernbarassing)