carrot-fanfics:

if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like thisimage

sunshinychick:

"this ones big..and this one, this one is really big… and the last one? this last one is so big"

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.


(Source: jordanparirsh)

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

incredibong:

when a meme gets too overused it becomes… memeingless


frankenbolt:

ihearttheodorelaurence:

Zoe Saldana: Sci-Fi Queen!

But Also:


(Source: stiles-stlinski)

sarcarstic:

…………………….slime dog

(Source: shavedpussypoetry)

You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in.
Eliezer Yudkowsky  (via rampias)

(Source: abundance-mine)

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

(Source: punkypunk)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

(Source: jjjjjjjjjjohn)

fredroooo:

Forever etched in memory……Serena Crip Walkin on hoes during the 2012 Olympics in London