(Source: anafigreen)

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked)

lubricates:

oh tinder

knok-knok-i-like-cock:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

IT’S BACK

(Source: awakemysoul2355)

dajo42:

"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"

peregrinemendicant:

your move, Gravity Falls


homestuckshitquoteunquoteart:

merry upd8 everyone

spoopy-menacing-spiders:

Sorry I didn’t see you there john I was to busy hmmm
blocking out the haters

hopehedgehog:

is this…sollux?…

a friend of Korkat Vantos, perhaps. 

confessionsofarebel:

wirelessinfidelity:

apatheticghost:

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

You two are my new favorite people on this site.

unclefather:

waluiqi:

do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting

no but now i will and it’s honestly your fault

(Source: waluiqi)

h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned