(Source: hitlersasshole)

dirudo:

my family doesn’t know im gay so these are my likes on FB

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h0odrich:

about me

(Source: avantbear)

how to get the girlfriend;

rayneontheirparade:

zerogdragon:

daddygendo:

  1. 100 eggs
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  3. EAT THE FUCKIN//./. G SANDAL YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHI
  4. ZOOM ZOOM
  5. expand mind 1OO%
  6. ?????? vegetables
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the instructions were not clear enough i got my dick caught in the ceiling fan

Did these instructions come from Ikea

(Source: 1vm)

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

kindofsharethat:

waiting for the tumblr video player to load

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kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING

JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES

mallius:

your birth brings the end

(Source: katara)

illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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(Source: fukgrl)

loud-and-bashfull:

healthy-and-fitt:

eyewant2seemore:

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen for writing this

A lot of schools are banning leggings and yogas recently.. not just one. It’s really messed up.

My school banned leggings, tank tops, shorts above fingertips, and holes above the knee in jeans. But guys can wear what they want. How is that in any way fair?

I can see a guy’s boxers above his loosely fitting jeans and watch him scratch his balls all the time but I can’t be comfy as hell.

emilyology:

when a mutual suddenly changes their url

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hamtastrophe:

my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”

lyricallucas:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Dude this sounds fun

(Source: wishtoconfess)